‘she tripped, but a pair of strong arms grabbed hold of her from behind before she hit the floor’
‘…she tilted her head back to look into his eyes, enjoying the feel of his warm arms wrapped around her torso’
‘…her hands intertwined behind his neck as their lips met’
‘…she wrapped her legs around his waist as
please, if you’re not too busy, just take a minute and
look at your forearm
just take a good long look at that thing
the average length of the (female) forearm is about 9.75 inches long
so please, the next time you describe a human penis in your fanfiction as being “only 12 inches long”
just look at your goddamn hand and remember that that “only 12 inches” is 2.75 INCHES LONGER THAN YOUR ENTIRE FUCKING FOREARM WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
Heroes & Thieves by bluebirdsandink
Catherine always acted so damned polished at events such as these. Ever since they were kids, Catherine had been the little Queen, Ellie the doting jester. It was as if Catherine believed Ellie had the manners and charm of a rotting tree stump; when in fact, Ellie had always been the more amiable of the sisters. That is, she was when she wanted to be. And right now, she most definitely did not want to be.
I could be Queen. Ellie thought in a fleeting moment of envy.
Equipped with a crisp white coat, as new as the paper declaring her degree, Shirley is prepared for her career at Arkham Asylum. With her degree behind her and her detached state of mind, her career will be a breeze. Nothing is ever simple. Plunged in to the depths of Arkham, she finds herself the prey of a shark-like predator.
Category: Batman Arkham Asylum
Characters: semi OC/Warren White